Sunday Screech: King me! Carmine says things would be different if he were in charge of England

I'm madder then a pauper who thought he could one day be a prince only to find out that he is not allowed to marry into the family over the fact that for years I couldn't become King of England despite the fact that I dreamed of doing so and that I am, in fact, royalty here in Bensonhurst! Look, you all know that if my lovely wife Sharon hadn't ... (more)

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