Helen Wood column: BB winner reveals new boobs after surgery

This week's column has been typed at the speed of a 100-year-old having necked the entire NHS supply of Valium. S.L.O.W.L.Y. I write in pain having just arrived back from Poland; with some duty free ciggies, European sweeties I can't pronounce, oh, and a new boob job.

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